The VVW Grumble Fund

As we convene our workshop attendees, one of our most delicate challenges is to make space for them to discuss why the current system fails them without spiraling into an unproductive airing of the grievances.  

To keep the unproductive complaining to a minimum while having some fun — and raising some money for charity — we’re going to use a version of a virtual Swear Jar.

 Traditionally, a swear jar works this way:

Every time someone utters a swear word, others who witness it collect a “fine” by insisting that the offender put some money into the box. The container may be made of glass, porcelain, or metal and may have a lid with a slot. From time to time, the accumulated money may be used for some agreed-upon purpose or contributed to charity.

Once we’ve given everyone a chance to complain about what’s not working, we’ll implement our “no whining” policy and introduce the VVW Grumble Fund:

• If you complain about a conference or person by name — and are called out by your peers — you have to donate $5 to the Grumble Fund.

• Everyone gets one free pass.

• At the end of the VVW, we’ll total up the infractions and vote on an access-to-justice nonprofit that’ll get the proceeds.

And if we don’t hear any complaining? Then it’s a Festivus Miracle!